The results, as usual, are oddly charming and extremely hot.
Jeff Goldblum, Who Has Always Known He Is Incredibly Hot, Has Found Out The General Public Agrees
Category: Profiles
Woman Who Promises To Finally Be Focused On Only One Project at a Time a Damn Filthy Liar
She lied, promising to herself that she would finally see her creative endeavor through, for fucking once.
Never Fear Son, Your Missing Teeth Are Being Sold to a Fairy So That She May Add Them to Her Ever-Expanding Baby Tooth Collection
It's completely natural for your child to fear having their teeth stolen by a businesswoman of a notoriously tricksy realm, but one need only convince them that the alternative is far, far worse.
Area Man Forced to Embellish Memoir
He really thought he would have had at least some interesting experiences by now.
