A glossy, aesthetically-pleasing trashfire of zero substance that white women will laud as “revolutionary” for minutes to come.
Wherein I critique and revise the Golden Globe nominations even though no one asked me to.
Back with another analysis of the franchise, we return this time on our favorite of all the Bond girls: Jaws.
If your fave didn’t make the list, it’s because I did this by memory. If you object to my perpetuating a system that treats women as objects, then I’m sorry, but you clearly don’t understand what #5thWaveFeminism is all about.
The results, as usual, are oddly charming and extremely hot.
Every high-school-set movie adaptation of a Shakespeare play ever.