A glossy, aesthetically-pleasing trashfire of zero substance that white women will laud as “revolutionary” for minutes to come.
Golden Globe Nominations – but picked by me!
Wherein I critique and revise the Golden Globe nominations even though no one asked me to.
Just How Strong is Jaws, Exactly?
Back with another analysis of the franchise, we return this time on our favorite of all the Bond girls: Jaws.
Top 10 Bond Girls RANKED; Let’s Objectify Some Women!
If your fave didn’t make the list, it’s because I did this by memory. If you object to my perpetuating a system that treats women as objects, then I’m sorry, but you clearly don’t understand what #5thWaveFeminism is all about.
Jeff Goldblum, Who Has Always Known He Is Incredibly Hot, Has Found Out The General Public Agrees
The results, as usual, are oddly charming and extremely hot.
DR3@M: A Modern Retelling of a Shakespeare Classic
Every high-school-set movie adaptation of a Shakespeare play ever.