I’m not a heterophobe, I just think they should keep their lewd and self-serving acts behind closed doors.
Never Fear Son, Your Missing Teeth Are Being Sold to a Fairy So That She May Add Them to Her Ever-Expanding Baby Tooth Collection
It’s completely natural for your child to fear having their teeth stolen by a businesswoman of a notoriously tricksy realm, but one need only convince them that the alternative is far, far worse.
Area Man Forced to Embellish Memoir
He really thought he would have had at least some interesting experiences by now.