Every high-school-set movie adaptation of a Shakespeare play ever.
Real men were never supposed to have skin.
Now, more than ever, is it time to take a stand, or maybe just make a couple of snide remarks as a cathartic way to channel your outrage without wasting time and energy.
She lied, promising to herself that she would finally see her creative endeavor through, for fucking once.
Super fun! This woman just loves being constantly distracted by her ceaseless nagging concerns! Here’s a listicle of the most prominent of these concerns! Like what Buzzfeed does!
I’m not a heterophobe, I just think they should keep their lewd and self-serving acts behind closed doors.
It’s completely natural for your child to fear having their teeth stolen by a businesswoman of a notoriously tricksy realm, but one need only convince them that the alternative is far, far worse.
He really thought he would have had at least some interesting experiences by now.