Every high-school-set movie adaptation of a Shakespeare play ever.
Do Men Have Skin? A Controversial New Study Finds, No
Real men were never supposed to have skin.
Breaking: POTUS At It Again
Now, more than ever, is it time to take a stand, or maybe just make a couple of snide remarks as a cathartic way to channel your outrage without wasting time and energy.
Woman Who Promises To Finally Be Focused On Only One Project at a Time a Damn Filthy Liar
She lied, promising to herself that she would finally see her creative endeavor through, for fucking once.
Top 5 Anxieties That Refuse to Leave Me Alone!
Super fun! This woman just loves being constantly distracted by her ceaseless nagging concerns! Here’s a listicle of the most prominent of these concerns! Like what Buzzfeed does!
It’s For Their Own Good
I’m not a heterophobe, I just think they should keep their lewd and self-serving acts behind closed doors.
Never Fear Son, Your Missing Teeth Are Being Sold to a Fairy So That She May Add Them to Her Ever-Expanding Baby Tooth Collection
It’s completely natural for your child to fear having their teeth stolen by a businesswoman of a notoriously tricksy realm, but one need only convince them that the alternative is far, far worse.
Area Man Forced to Embellish Memoir
He really thought he would have had at least some interesting experiences by now.